Wolfies!

Hey fellow Minecraft lovers, I have some exciting new tales of adventure from my Minecraft Universe.
My Base is fully established, I have about a little less than a stack of diamond, legit. So, I log off Minecraft to eat dinner. I come back to log back in to see a new update.
"Oh cool" I say to myself. Minecraft hasn't had an update in a while. So, I open up my world and I hear a strange, new sound coming from the woods.
"Barking?" I say. Barking. Creepers don't bark. I walk outside to see a cute little puppy shaking off after a swim in the lake.
"Wolves!" I realize, remembering what Author Intervention told me earlier about a new mob. I approach the new mob, cautiously. I gave him a bone. Dogs like bones, right? Wolves should like bones too. Next thing I know, the wolf explodes. In Hearts? The Dog now has a collar on. Wait, what? Do I own you now? I right click him and the wolf stays. Yes. I own him. I "invited" (took a couple pushes) the wolf to my home and made a seperate room for my canine friend. That night, as he sat on his bed in his room, I tried to make up some names for him. Muffins? No. Butterfly? No. I named him PJ, his initials being Pyro Jr.